You could keep things normal.
You could just nod politely and move on.
But you won’t.
Because deep down, you know you were put on this earth to derail conversations and make strangers question reality.
This hat is your crown. Wear it with pride, and the faint scent of emotional instability.
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
You could keep things normal.
You could just nod politely and move on.
But you won’t.
Because deep down, you know you were put on this earth to derail conversations and make strangers question reality.
This hat is your crown. Wear it with pride, and the faint scent of emotional instability.
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.